On a personal note and completely hijacking this thread - I am so glad I have replied to this thread as it has just made me realise Java is the protector and Lulu is the carer! Makes me view Java's behaviour in a completely different light. Funny how being outside of something can make you see it so much clearer.
Will view Java as less "naughty" and more "protector" from now on. I'm obviously not as smart as I think - it has only taken me 7 years ....................haha.