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Thread: Enjoy being a Aussie.

  1. #1
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    Aug 2011
    Bundaberg QLD

    Default Enjoy being a Aussie.

    ENJOY BEING AN AUSSIE! Just imagine...
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the stubbies or cans for recycling, you would have received a return on investment of $214.00.
    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
    A recent study found that the average Aussie walks about 900 miles a year.
    Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
    That means that, on average, Aussies get about 41 miles to the gallon!

    Makes you damned proud to be an Aussie.

    From a ex Kiwi and now a proud Aussie citizen for 27 years !!

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  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Southern NSW


    That is too dam*** funny LOL
    Pets are forever

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    love it thanks sean
    If you are reading this then you're doing just fine as to
    I'm not going to tell ya I lost the ' , . ? ! " Keys to my head
    No grammar no problem I don't know how to fly it any way Bye

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