What is it about blokes and thier dogs in the bed? Hmmmm...where do i begin.
1. They dont care if you fart in bed, infact they will probably try and out do you.
2. They are always up for a snuggle.
3. They dont tell you to "get out of bed, it's 10.30 in the morning and you promised to mow the lawn today".
4. They dont care if you hog all the pillows.
5. They dont care if you steal the doona.
6. They dont care if you sleep sideways or even back to front in bed.
7. They dont tell you to get out of bed at midnight to see what that strange noise was, they get up and do it for you.
8. They dont care if you fall asleep with the bedroom T.V still on.
9. They dont care if you eat or drink in the bed as they know they'll score a bit for themselves.
10. There's probably a million more but i cant think of any right now.
God, i hope my misses dosnt read this.