She Loves Me...or is One Sick Dog!
When you feel like you're about to throw up, and your dog is still standing there trying to lick you better, you know she loves you.
When you leave soiled tissues on the bed and she eats them to get rid of the virus, you know she loves you.
When she follows you around and would gladly wipe your bottom if she could, you know she loves you.
When you look in the mirror and realise you've never looked worse, and she's still there desperately wanting to do everything for you, you know she loves you...
Or else she's as sick as I am.