Ha ha. No not kidding. a Burnie lady was dobbed in for getting into her car after having a beer. Only one beer, but she was pulled over for a random breathaliser only seconds down the road.
The police tested her, and she was honest and explained she'd only had one beer, couldn't be possible. Police agreed to do a second test for a confirmative result.
Then the police stood there looking into the car with their jaws dropping as the lady proceeded to search through the car for any lollies or gum. All she had was a fresh bunch of roses she'd bought that afternoon.
Yep, she actually ate them!!! And it worked, the breathaliser came back negative. The police were simply...speechless.
Now I know you think some funny things about us down here, but even I wouldn't roses!!! PMSL.