It's one thing to play with the dog and wear her out.
It's another thing when I'm more stuffed than she is.
We were playing fetch, to practice fetch, come, give and sit. In the end it turned into a competition of who could get the ball first - me or her.
I have also discovered (the hard way) that when she jumps through the air to give you a full-on panda hug, you should duck.
I won once. (Out of ten)