Chopsticks!!! Crikey, I'd end up poking my eye out with one if I did that. My nickname isn't "Calamity" for nothing.
But seriously folks, I have a REAL emergency now.....I went to get my emergency stash of choccy which is used purely for medicinal purposes....AND I'VE RUN OUT!!!!! That means NO CHOCOLATE ALL WEEK!!!!!
Oh no...it can't be true...the dogs have eaten it.....I'm sure it was there....what can I do....I am going to spontaneously combust.....gibber gibber......yibbida yibbida