Your dog is a massive wuss and needs some serious discipline and obedience training and socialisation?!
We're currently puppy sitting for a friend's family. The dog is a 10 month old Cav x Poodle and he looks like an oversize teddy bear. He's a lovely dog but my god, he's the biggest sook I've ever met. He cries and barks and whines at everything, and seems to suffer from separation anxiety. We live in an apartment and I'm pretty sure our neighbours will hate us by Sunday when he goes home - every time we leave the house he whines and barks (our 2 don't and never have, thankfully).
He pees all over the floor. I'm pretty sure he does this at his own house too, so it's not like he's nervous or not sure what to do (and he's got 2 other dogs here to show him anyway!).
I get the impression he's never been told "no" in his entire life since doesn't react at all when you say it to him. I think it might be a case of "he's too cute to ever do anything wrong, so we'll just constantly reassure him that it's ok". His owners have said to us "he thinks he's a person" several times - and I think they're right because he has no idea how to actually behave like a dog! He doesn't even know how to play with the others.
So... when he gets picked up on the weekend and we get asked how was he, what do we say?