Okay, I think this thread might break the posting count record
Where do i start? I'll keep it short and sweet otherwise I may never get out of here:
Why oh why can my OH NEVER EVER find his bl**dy car keys.
The best things in life, aren't things
"If you're running late for work & want me to drive you to the station, they'd better be in the "spot" we decided on or you're "tramming" it ...... Lovey."
If he has his own keys & expects you to be "Inspector Rex" ...... "I can't hear you. I've got the hair dryer going Darling."
Mine used to ring me from work when he was on his lunch break, asking if I could call the hairdressers and make an appointment for him.
I'd ask "well what are you doing now?"
He'd answer "I'm on my lunch break darling. I'm playing a game of chess with so-and-so."
And you can't effing ring the hairdressers instead of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Needless to say, I hang up. He doesn't do that anymore, but then again, when I think about it, he is always in need of a hair cut these days.
HAHAHAHAHA....this is THE best thread!
Mine never moves anything in the fridge or cupboard and yells, asking where something is.
How is it then that he saw the chicken breast I had there for Pretty hidden way up the back?
Any posts made under the name of Di_dee1 one can be used by anyone as I do not give a rats.
True, we do, although I'm hoping you don't suggest a PIMP emoticon!
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