Lets own 2 big dogs !! It'll be awesome !!
WTF was i thinking....
I realise the backyard is their territory...but i also thought it was OUR territory. NOPE apparently not.
"Oh look dads put a new spa in the backyard....lets piss on it constantly...and while we are at it lets rip out all his new plants and dig up all the yummy smelly organic soil he put in the garden aswell."
"Dont know what this big orange temporary safety fence he's put up around the gardens means.....must be somthing else he want us to destroy."
"Heck, while we are on a roll Mojo old buddy how about we tear apart both our beds ?"
Bloody Bronx is like one of those bad seed kids at school who drags their mates down with them. Mojo tags along willingly but never admits to anything when i catch them out. While Bronx rolls on his back and begs for forgiveness Mojo walks off like "I had nothing to do with this".....
Nothing like busting your arse all weekend working on the backyard, then busting it again at work......then instead of having a relaxing beer and watering everything in the evening...i'm replanting and fixing up the bomb site.
How good would it be to have like a drone that flies around all day spying on them and as soon as they even look like doing something naughty they cop a nice little blast of bean bag bullets in the backside....wouldnt even see it coming. Yeah its a crazy thought but thats the head space i'm in with these bloody goofs who dont realise how much they do my head in sometimes.