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    Default A cure for doggie bum cancer ....

    Doggie Thong for Farting Dogs ~ Strange New Products

    The company should be worth billions lol

    oh, and the human variant :

    Subtle Butt - Fart Pads ~ Strange New Products

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    Classic
    “All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
    ― Charles M. Schulz

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    It would appear that there is a market for this type of product:

    Flat-D Flatulence Odor Remedy

    The ‘gas sack’ looks interesting ! But – do they actually work ?

    Imagine the effect that these products would have on ‘male bonding’ ?

    Here’s Why the Fart Filter Was Never Marketed | Baby Boomer Going Like Sixty

    Would take all the fun out of things not being able to blame the dog !

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    But – remember:

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    P.S. Why 'cancer' in the title ? Had me worried until I opened up the thread ! smiley-laughing024.gif

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    We managed to train one dog to leave the room before she farted...

    And another dog - refused to leave the room if it wasn't him that farted...

    My dog - farts less than me and I'm not going to collect my own methane.

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    Oh 'Hyacinth' – ye of little faith ! Where is your sense of adventure ?

    With your computer and marketing skills and no-nonsense approach to life - surely you could find a market for your collections of …... and turn it into a lip balm - like below !


    Unicorn-fart-lip-balm.jpg

    What about ‘Bouquet of Hyacinth ‘ ? smiley-eatdrink004.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by RileyJ View Post
    P.S. Why 'cancer' in the title ? Had me worried until I opened up the thread ! smiley-laughing024.gif
    It was a little joke me and a mate had while we were living together while at uni, if one of us did a smelly fart it would be "you've got arse cancer" - I decided bum cancer might be a little more appropriate for a thread title though

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    We used to say "Tex-Arse" like "Texas" the state in the USA... I never found out where that expression came from or the why of it.

    And for a while I had a boyfriend whose nickname was "Tex" and nobody would tell me why. So I figured it was something they thought was pretty bad. And maybe to do with room clearing farts. Not that I ever noticed that from him.

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