I know this will be very recognisable to everyone who walks their dog off leash.
You see your dog crouch to do a poo on the oval a fair distance away from you. She's gone long before you get there with the poo bag. And then you have to bloody find that poo. It's an oval, there's very few reference post. All grass tufts look the same! And you feel like a right idiot walking around scanning the ground and then looking very pleased with yourself when you spot a fresh turd!