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    Angry Free to Whoever !

    1 Smart ass 10 year old boy.

    Will thrive in a home that has no little sisters, no curfews, infact no rules what so ever.
    Messy eater but can feed himself, just needs to be trained to shut fridge door and put dishes in sink.

    Medical notes:
    Total selective deafness and major attitude problem. I assume he has eyesight problems because he cant tell when its getting dark outside.

    Price:
    Free. Infact i may pay you to take him.


    Quote Originally Posted by reyzor View Post
    Education is important, but big biceps are more importanter ...
    DONT SIC YOUR DOGMA ON ME !

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    Hahahaha kids... Glad the only ones I've got at the moment have fur!

    There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

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    I'll do you a trade....one smartarse 10 year old for two girls with enough attitude to power a small country...one 6 and the other 4...love to talk back, have arguments and fight amongst themselves (on the upside, they love to vaccuum and will fight over that) respective homegivers must have tune out ablity!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oskar's mum View Post
    I'll do you a trade....one smartarse 10 year old for two girls with enough attitude to power a small country...one 6 and the other 4...love to talk back, have arguments and fight amongst themselves (on the upside, they love to vaccuum and will fight over that) respective homegivers must have tune out ablity!!
    Thanks but no thanks !
    I was going to take you up on that until i realised that would mean Mojo and I would be outnumbered 4 to 2.
    With both our Farting habits and also his fear of the vaccum, we would both be outside animals for sure.


    Quote Originally Posted by reyzor View Post
    Education is important, but big biceps are more importanter ...
    DONT SIC YOUR DOGMA ON ME !

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    I don't want him either but you may have more luck if you offer petrol money.

    Any posts made under the name of Di_dee1 one can be used by anyone as I do not give a rats.

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    Have you tried some operant conditioning...

    First - remove all distractions and make it really easy for him to make the right choice, and then reward with lots of treats or a quick game of - oh wait - not going to write that, a pre-pubescent smart arse will read it the wrong way.

    A bit of NILIF might help. Though I suspect it's illegal to lock the door on the crate if there is a child in there.

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    I'll trade you one 10yo for a 14yo boy and a 15 nearly 16yo girl.

    Boy is not so bad but girl is a real handful, sorry I cannot separate them they have grown up together.

    Hate to tell you this but your troubles have just begun.

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    does he know how to mow lawns, wash dishes, pick up dog poop, work on cars, and can he stay home alone?
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    I have two younger kids, would he be able to babysit on a regular basis? If so I may be interested :P
    Rubylisious


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    Im sure he'd make a great babysitter if you dont mind your kids playing Black ops for hours on end, watching inapropriate $hit on the net and just generally doing everything you dont want them to do. Yeah he'd be great and he'd only ask for a hundred bucks a night !

    Anyway he's grounded but that means he stuck at home with me. I think i just punished myself.

    I shouldnt really be to harsh on him, he's been pretty good up till the last few months. We are onto him in a big way now. Hopefully he pulls his head in and snaps out of it. At least he's not pulling this crap at school too.
    Usually it's his sister that is giving us grief but its like they swapped spots and now she's turned into Daddy's little angel. Hopefully she keeps it up.

    The old 'Santa's watching' trick wore out a few years a go for him but it still works a treat with her.

    Ahh the joys of having ruggies. I cant believe my mate just had number 3. He's a sucker for punishment.


    Quote Originally Posted by reyzor View Post
    Education is important, but big biceps are more importanter ...
    DONT SIC YOUR DOGMA ON ME !

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