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    " you have just rung the tinkely bell of death!" bernard to his new landlord (a cat) who stole his guests special biscuit (sp?)
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    I do not know where this one came from but...
    "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings"


    And I love this one "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
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    Another Black Books one:

    "Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look, Bernard, look - I am a robot prostitute from the future"

    (I couldn't stop laughing when at dog school someone with his dog Bernard tried to get the dogs attention )

    And: "For the greater good." - Hot Fuzz

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    How about one from Napoleon Dynamite: "Hey, what do you bet I can throw this football over those mountains over there?!"

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    I am reading a story and this made me have a wow so true moment...

    It is the curse of mortal man to forget. They cannot learn from their mistakes, for they are doomed to keep forgetting them.

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    Im just gonna keep adding to this cause I can

    [Bester has explained the details of the Psi Corps program that made Jason Ironheart what he is]
    Bester: It was a calculated risk!
    Susan Ivanova: Good old Psi Corps. You guys never cease to amaze me. All the moral fiber of Jack the Ripper! What do you do in your spare time, juggle babies over a fire pit? Oops, there goes another calculated risk!
    Psi Cop Kelsey: You're not helping the situation.
    Ivanova: Lady, you are the situation!

    Oh and this one... I think it rings true for a few people I know.

    Londo: Something my father said. He was old, very old at the time. I went into his room, and he was sitting alone in the dark, crying. So I asked him what was wrong, and he said, "My shoes are too tight, but it doesn't matter, because I have forgotten how to dance." I never understood what that meant until now. My shoes are too tight, and I have forgotten how to dance.



    John: What does the candle represent?
    Delenn: Life.
    John: Whose Life?
    Delenn: All Life. Every Life. We are all born as molecules in the hearts of a billion stars. Molecules that do not understand politics or policies or differences. Over a billion years, we foolish molecules forget who we are and where we came from. In desperate acts of ego, we give ourselves names, fight over lines on maps, and pretend that our light is better than everyone else's. The flame reminds us of the piece of those stars that lives on inside us. The spark that tells us: "You should know better." The flame also reminds us that life is precious as each flame is unique. When it goes out, it's gone forever. And there will never be another quite like it. So many candles will got out tonight. I wonder some days if we can see anything at all.
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    I used to think that it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.

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    loving the babylon 5 quotes, must watch that series again.

    The Princess Bride:
    As you wish

    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    Dirty Dancing:
    I carried a watermelon.

    Snatch:
    In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

    Turkish: You take sugar?
    Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.

    This one might be too rude
    Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big ****. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
    Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
    Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, ****s have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
    [Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
    Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
    [Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
    Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
    [They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
    Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!

    And my fav
    Turkish: [looks at the caravan] Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
    Tommy: Why me?
    Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.
    Tommy: How's that?
    Turkish: You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.
    Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
    Turkish: [Pulls the caravan's door from its hinges] Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.

    Bugger this, I'm going to watch Snatch again!

    Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
    Tommy: Dags?
    Mickey: What?
    Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.
    Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

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    w00t another Babylonian!!!
    Please excuse this one but I was watching Good News Week and he said: (paraphrased)
    Disney on ice, its better than Dora the Explorer on crack

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    From a story I was reading where they discovered space travel and life on other planets and fell into war instead: Earth had discovered the Galaxy only to turn back on itself in an amazing display of self-destruction.

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