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    Ok they have thier room guys lets have ours.


    Here are nine words women use and what they really mean.

    1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the footy before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. That will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying .... YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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    I got this email..It's great! Enjoy your thread!

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    missed one

    10. "men only thread" Only allowed until women has an opinion or something to add

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    I'm sorry for gatecrashing Peter, but #2 is so not true for many women.
    My children and I are usually all waiting in the car, impatiently honking the horn for husband to get the right shoes on, oh hang on, gotta go to the loo, oh hang on, my hair's standing up at the back, hey does this shirt look okay? Sometimes I'll reverse the car down the hill and that finally gets him rushing out the back gate! Lol.
    I have actually met a lot of men who take longer than women to get ready when going somewhere.

    Sorry again, out of here now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peter70 View Post
    missed one

    10. "men only thread" Only allowed until women has an opinion or something to add
    My brother spends waay more time getting ready to go out than me or mum. All the boys I know spend far more time on their hair because they straighten it.

    Metrosexuals have ruined the joke of this original email.

    That's what I have to add. Enjoy this thread.

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    What a crack up, first 20 or so minutes of "men only " thread has women answering. ROFL you cant help yourselves

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    Nope. It's in our nature to butt in!

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    hehehe Just butting in !!!!

    gone now

    *runs off giggling*

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    Quote Originally Posted by JudgeTheDeedNotTheBreed View Post
    hehehe Just butting in !!!!

    gone now

    *runs off giggling*
    ROFL That's what I felt like. It's funny cause it's true!

    *Runs away

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    This thread probably is the best place for blokes to say what they are thinking to women because women wont be able to help themselves when they see the title of the post, ITS IN THIER NATURE

    1.Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

    2. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

    3. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

    4.Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty,
    would look good with your dress?

    5.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    6.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
    Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

    7.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

    8. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    9. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

    10. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

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