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    Hope you feel better, Judge

    I love men. But the have to be tall and kinky. Mine's got one down

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    Bloody stupid men!

    Training a dog would be a lot easier without mine, I tell you.

    Trying to get her used to her name, and although my two male sons call her by her name, that stupid, idiotic, moronic twit of a husband of mine calls her by all these different stupid names. He's an effing PITA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Asked him to watch her while I go to the toilet, came out to a big pee in the hallway, which she hasn't done for days and days now. Asked him why he couldn't have watched her for a few minutes for me. He replied 'I did, didn't realise that squatting meant she was gonna wee."

    I'm pulling my hair out here. My answer to him was what sort of dumb **** are you? Inca just started lunch, so he decides RIGHT THEN is the time to instigate a game of ball.

    Seriously, he's a moron. Could kill him, could string him up and bake him slowly. could chuck him in the river with a few bricks attached (nah, his brain would be enough)

    Great - feel better now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil's Advocate View Post
    Bloody stupid men!

    Great - feel better now.
    Ditto ...

    Read all the rest of it & kept saying "Yes, yes, yes ... pretty typical male behaviour."

    Good ... wish I did.

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    Strong twine around gonads and throwing him out a window, the other end of twine securely tied works too.

    Any posts made under the name of Di_dee1 one can be used by anyone as I do not give a rats.

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    I don't live in a 2 story house.

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    I wish you did too, GSD's. My oath I do!

    Di, that sounds nasty, mean, criminal, bloody, painful...I LOVE IT!

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    me either GSD, just a dream, lol.
    DA, I find that we have to speak very s l o w l y and be precise. Can you watch the dog means just that to them, watch them pee, watch them chew....you have no leg to stand on as he did as you asked, lol. Sorry, lol.

    Any posts made under the name of Di_dee1 one can be used by anyone as I do not give a rats.

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    Womens idea of "looking after the puppy" is NOT the same for men When we say..."look after the puppy"...we really mean is do not let the puppy out of sight! Men think it is more like looking after an older kid...if they can hear them...then they must be alive

    If we want men to look after a puppy the same way we do...say "DO NOT LET PUPPY OUT OF YOUR SIGHT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil's Advocate View Post
    I wish you did too, GSD's. My oath I do!
    Thanks. Much appreciated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Di_dee1 View Post
    me either GSD, just a dream, lol.
    DA, I find that we have to speak very s l o w l y and be precise. Can you watch the dog means just that to them, watch them pee, watch them chew....you have no leg to stand on as he did as you asked, lol. Sorry, lol.
    Awww sheet, you're right. R E A L L Y S I M P L E. And really S L O W L Y.

    Precise, okay, watch the dog. If it looks like she is gonna do a pee or a crap, don't just stand there and watch. Put 2nd command into play, and physically pick her up and place her outside on the lawn.

    he'll say ' What, do you think I'm stupid or something?'

    And I'll say '****, you just improved!"



    GSD"s - there's always the clothesline! Once they're attached, swing like hell.

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