Do you ever get into situations with your dog that turn into farcical chaos?
Today I had tied Banjo up outside the local IGA and when I came back 5 minutes later I found a woman holding her collar, still attached to the lead tied to the pole. She told me she had slipped her collar because this little dog was annoying her. And he was bloody annoying. JRT x something hairy and he kept trying to mount her. So there I am getting Banjo to sit so I could put her collar back on, but every time she sat down, the little sh!t mounted her. Then I'd growl "Go on, get out of it!" trying to push him off and then Banjo would get up and move away from me. We repeated this quite a few times before I finally managed to get her collar back on and leave.
I probably should have tried to do something about the dog who appeared to be there without an owner (or a collar) but I was just over him, so I just left. I hope he found his way home because we just had the mother of all storms here.