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Thread: Speaking of Farts....

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    Question Speaking of Farts....

    I just thought of this because of what pugga said on another thread.

    I have made the disturbing discovery lately that one of our whippet girls farts noisy farts! I thought this was a bit weird. Most of the dogs I know are the silent but deadly type that leave you wondering who-done-it. Not this girl She gives you a warning before you get hit by the stink wave! I mean Sophie occationally given the funniest little toots and Chiko has got that gas leak sound but this girl... full on farts that would make any man proud

    So what about you? Are your dogs silent but deadly or are they kind enough to let you know that they are going to gas the room out??

    btw guys this is just for a bit of a laugh. I felt the need to carry on the happy atmosphere of some of the other threads

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    Whenever I try to cut the budget Kelsey (Whippet) is silent but deadly and you just know the food doesn't agree.

    Gemma on the other hand, especially on hard floors, would, as you say, make a man proud. However she all talk no action you might say.

    When Kelsey was pregnant she could drive us from the room and did so on many occasion.

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    yeh we had to ballance the standards meals very carefully. She could clear rooms! which wasnt very useful when she was out in public, when she started farting at talks we had to change her diet quick smart

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    Chloe was usually silent and deadly, a couple of times when she dropped a noisy one she always looked around to see who made the noise. Amos was a typical boy, no shame at all.
    But way worse than dog farts is cat farts, just lucky they don't do it often.

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    You need a new option... Doesn't fart/ unnoticeable farts

    Thats what Bella is!

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    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Floyd's "kangaroo" fluffies are silent & deadly....

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    Quote Originally Posted by emma View Post
    Chloe was usually silent and deadly, a couple of times when she dropped a noisy one she always looked around to see who made the noise.
    Kat just looks at me with the "wasnt me" look lol ... I just have to put this out there. YES I have a dog called Kat. Her name was Kate but we already have a Kate/Katie so her name is Kat/Kitty. More for the humans than the dogs, you call one you call all anyway lol

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    Griffen's really funny when he farts.
    You hear a little pop noise and he puts his head up as if to say 'what was that' the after about 20 secs he starts looking around then gets up and leaves the room.
    Luckley it doesn't happen often coz they really are stinkers

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    My kids are silent but deadly.

    Mums Dane sounds like someone opening a 2 litre bottle of coke

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    Usually silent deadly ones here with the exception of Hubby.

    Any posts made under the name of Di_dee1 one can be used by anyone as I do not give a rats.

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