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Thread: Thought I'd Share This with You

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    Default Thought I'd Share This with You

    A non-dog friend came over last night and of course wanted to see the puppies.

    She stood at the door and looked in at mum and pups and said, "bitch"
    "yep" I said, "the dog is outside, he has no interest in his puppies and she wouldn't want him in here even if he did".

    "no, I mean look at her, she gave birth to all those puppies and she has her figure back already, I pushed out one 6 months ago and I'm still struggling".

    Next my friend announced she wouldn't mind having her diet monitored, taken for small daily walks, be given a room of her own with privacy, the blankets changed daily, meals brought to her room etc etc. Her husband overheard and said, well I suggest you ask M&C if she's got any more spare rooms.

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    Ha ha. ROFL. Your friend is right though MAC.

    Poor MAC rushes off to lock her front door in case a horde of women arrive to take up residence*

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    I like it MAC.

    BTW 5 years since I had my last and I'm still struggling
    The best things in life, aren't things

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    LOL!! thats great and so so true! every one wants to be a princess!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....priceless!!!!

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    actually that sounds great, Can you make a room for me too?

    Its been 2 years since I had my last child and I still got the jelly belly.

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    I wanna come too, but I don't want the walks, I just wanna play with the pups, and mummy dog and Daddy dog too!!! LOL!

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    Ha, maybe I should point out the not so good things:

    The toilet is outside, you will eat Raw Meat, Pro Plan Puppy Biscuits, Cottage Cheese and Egg and... and, give me time... I'll think of some other things.

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    Like I said MAC - lock your front door!

    Now, where does MAC live again guys?

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    well...a raw food diet is one of the ''in'' things at the moment, the outside toilet I could toughen up a bit for, but if the eggs are raw then thats a killer for me. lol

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