aww i luv this "little ode" about the every so luving Staffordshire Bull terrier


RULES IN A STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIER'S HOUSE

I AM THE KEEPER OF THIS HOUSE. I am WONDERFUL, RELIABLE, GENTLE, KIND and GENEROUS... that is, UNLESS YOU THREATEN MY HUMANS and then I may become a WHIRLING DERVISH (which will certainly be something to behold!).

It is true. I do not like other dogs, but it is not because my relatives were fighting dogs. GOOD GRIEF. Get real. I do not like other dogs BECAUSE THEY ARE er... um... well... THEY ARE DOGS. I am NOT a dog. Is this concept so hard to grasp? WHAT??!!

I AM THE INDOMITABLE STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIER.

I am THE NANNY DOG, ME, THE PRIDE OF ENGLAND, AND THE DARLING OF OTHER COUNTRIES, ME. ME. ME. I am the IRREPRESSIBLE, COMICAL, DEDICATED, LOYAL, TENACIOUS STAFFy BULL, A LEAN, MEAN, LOVING MACHINE.

I am STRONG, STUBBORN, INTELLIGENT, NOBLE, stubborn, a real CHARACTER, TOLERANT, COURAGEOUS, SWEET stubborn, MODEST, and did I mention I can be a little bit stubborn?

I AM NOT A "KEG ON LEGS." <eyeroll> I AM HANDSOME, SUAVE, and DEBONAIR.

TO ALL WHO ENTER MY HOME, EXPECT A COMPLETE BODY SEARCH PERFORMED BY ME and take note, your visit will be greatly enhanced if you bring me presents.