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    Default Time for a shower Brian?

    Came home friday, to be greeted by only 2 dogs. Where's Brian?
    I search through house, no sign of him, i go out to paddocks and call, he doesn't come. so i 'know' he's outside of earshot for sure.
    Go back inside, and there's a sound, like a small puppy mewing, its coming from my bedroom. A never ever no go dog zone as far as im concerned.

    there is brian, trapped in my shower cubicle, unable to turn around. I notice a indentation where he clearly has been led on my bed. And also a great big urine stain on end of bed, he's pissed my bed the cheeky bastard. And god has punished him by trapping him in my shower.

    Im not sure how long he's been in there, but he's got a very large turning circle and the cubicle in ensuite small sized, hence stuck. Needed to do a quater turn, and he'd of been free.

    Then i got to strip and wash all my bedding, and attempt to soak up urine from my mattress. Its now a huge brown stain on it. Nice!

    There's nothing like a loving, loyal bed wetter i your life is there.

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    Brian stories are my favourite. He really deserves a movie.

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    I think it's time for a new mattress.
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    Gee, I hope this Brian you speak of is a dog!

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    I (and my mum) routinely get punished if we leave the bedroom door open when evil hound is in the house.

    Mostly she sleeps on my bed, sometimes she digs a nest into it (stinky). Often she steals a sock or two and unknits them into uselessness.

    But so far, not the pee poop problem - yucky.

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    Hilarious Bernie! Reminds me of what happened here last week..
    We went away for 4 nights and MIL stayed at our house to look after the pets. We were home for a few hours when I stood on the shaggy rug that's under our dining room table and it was absolutely soaking wet. I figured that had she spilt something, she would've cleaned it up so it MUST be dog piss on it from her having the dogs inside for too long and not letting them out to pee. In my rage I turned into a superstrong woman and dragged the rug outside, hung it over the balcony railing, poured a whole bottle of disinfectant over it and then soaked it with the hose. MIL came over that night to pick up a few things that she forgot and when I asked her about it she replied "oh. That's not dog pee, I filled up a bucket so I could top up the dog water outside and I left it on the table for a few minutes and the cats knocked it off. It didn't feel wet to me so I didn't think it needed cleaning up"...
    The bucket holds 8L!!! How can she spill almost 8L of water into our rug and think that it doesn't need cleaning up?! What an idiot!! It happened on Thursday and we didn't get home until Sunday so it had soaked right through and the timber floorboards underneath have been stained...

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    Oh man ...if my misses saw dog piss on the bed all 3 of us would be banished outside .....permanently !!!

    Your a patient lady Bernie.

    Perhaps if you still have your 'Newspaper Womble' outfit you could use that to soak it up

    Poor Brian. We need more pics of the dufus by the way.


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    Er, cap in hand time.
    Brian has a UTI, funny, as i replied to a thread about UTI's last week. Must of conjoured it up.
    I'll try to take some photos at the weekend, when we walk out later in the morning, i get to sleep till Brian is getting me up, to get out of crate. Not able to hold it at the moment. This worries me, as its a bit of pattern.

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    We should have seen that coming. Urk. Poor Brian - must be sore and uncomfortable.

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    Brian photos due he deserves his moment of fame

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