My life would be so much easier if I could out rude people 10 to 1 on a whim - usually I'm much better at being unintentionally offensive. Instead I have to go shopping for some ice skates.
Thanks so much everyone, your replies make me feel so much better.
I don't see what's so funny about being hacked to death with an ice skate. I think it is a particularly gruesome way to die.