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    I hate licky-face dogs. Sorry to all those who love it. Blerk! One of the things I adore about my breed is the lack of slobber and different affection than face licking. As babies they do it yes and it's lovely - on cheeks maybe, but not in mouths.

    I see what they chew on and what they lick and I would rather not share those things... Dead rabbits/roos, horse & cow poo, their own penises and vaginas, each others...

    Not what I want in my mouth, no.

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    Where's your sense of adventure? LOL

    That reminds me someone once said that you can measure the level of intimacy that you have with another person by the number of bodily fluids you are prepared to swap with them. LOL the top being lovers and then mums and their babies because you get all sorts of gunk on you. So the question is how intimate are you with your pooch?
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    G often jumps up for the mouth lick. I doubt I'll ever be able to stop it...
    Sometimes I ask her for kisses (usually after a few beers) so maybe I'm asking for it.

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    I trained Hooch to kiss on command. I also trained my son to do the same... but he is growing now and he kisses as quickly and as dry as possible, it kills me, so I am happy Hooch will always do his best wet ones!!
    I try not to think about what he licked before me LOL

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    Nattylou... I'm with you on this one!

    When Nero was only a year old or so he found a full diaper some twat hat chucked in the bush!! Before I had a chance to stop throwing up and stepping in Nero emptied the lot with delight. Anyway on our way home we bumped into OH who was out on his bike. OH sticks his face through the car window and before i can say 'D-O-N-'T' Nero was licking all over his face!!

    I never told him. But it did take me a few days until I could kiss OH again.

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    OMG! margoo, too funny but only because it wasn't me. BIG ewwwww

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    Quote Originally Posted by margoo View Post
    Nattylou... I'm with you on this one!

    When Nero was only a year old or so he found a full diaper some twat hat chucked in the bush!! Before I had a chance to stop throwing up and stepping in Nero emptied the lot with delight. Anyway on our way home we bumped into OH who was out on his bike. OH sticks his face through the car window and before i can say 'D-O-N-'T' Nero was licking all over his face!!

    I never told him. But it did take me a few days until I could kiss OH again.
    Crikey !! I watch some sick stuff on the net...saw a dude get decapitated this morning and didnt blink a eye... but THAT POST of yours Magoo nearly had me throwing up !!
    Thats the most gross thing i've heard in a long time LOL !!


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    DONT SIC YOUR DOGMA ON ME !

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    second that sean... OMG LOL EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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    Oh puke and double puke!!

    Licky face dogs make me think of a girl I used to work with in the cops years ago - a very kind hearted soul and genuine animal lover. At a scene where a person had been deceased for sometime, with their small dog confined in the house with the body - the inevitable had happened and hunger had got the better of dog...

    At one stage the girl, obviously so smitten with said dog that she forgot the circumstances, was found chatting intimately with pooch, who was licking her mouth... Her opening and chatting mouth...

    There's not much that can turn a cops' stomach but that one upset a few!!

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    Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

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