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Thread: Vent thread...My dogs are doing my head in !!

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    Default Vent thread...My dogs are doing my head in !!

    Lets own 2 big dogs !! It'll be awesome !!

    WTF was i thinking....

    I realise the backyard is their territory...but i also thought it was OUR territory. NOPE apparently not.

    "Oh look dads put a new spa in the backyard....lets piss on it constantly...and while we are at it lets rip out all his new plants and dig up all the yummy smelly organic soil he put in the garden aswell."

    "Dont know what this big orange temporary safety fence he's put up around the gardens means.....must be somthing else he want us to destroy."

    "Heck, while we are on a roll Mojo old buddy how about we tear apart both our beds ?"

    Bloody Bronx is like one of those bad seed kids at school who drags their mates down with them. Mojo tags along willingly but never admits to anything when i catch them out. While Bronx rolls on his back and begs for forgiveness Mojo walks off like "I had nothing to do with this".....

    Nothing like busting your arse all weekend working on the backyard, then busting it again at work......then instead of having a relaxing beer and watering everything in the evening...i'm replanting and fixing up the bomb site.

    How good would it be to have like a drone that flies around all day spying on them and as soon as they even look like doing something naughty they cop a nice little blast of bean bag bullets in the backside....wouldnt even see it coming. Yeah its a crazy thought but thats the head space i'm in with these bloody goofs who dont realise how much they do my head in sometimes.


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    Maybe you should get a cat instead?

    In all seriousness, I know exactly how you feel... Our dogs absolutely destroy our garden too... We planted some lovely hedges along the chain-link fence so we could get some privacy.. They lasted about 2 days...

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    I love how one dog is a loving faithful companion,
    but two dogs are a "party" - with bikers, drugs and strippers..
    Condolences to your garden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy.Maree View Post
    Maybe you should get a cat instead?

    In all seriousness, I know exactly how you feel... Our dogs absolutely destroy our garden too... We planted some lovely hedges along the chain-link fence so we could get some privacy.. They lasted about 2 days...
    LOL...you know damn well it'll be a cold day in hell before i own a cat !!! Just spent another $80 on plants today....these ones better not get touched or the next hole i dig wont be for a plant !!


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    Quote Originally Posted by chubbsecurity View Post
    I love how one dog is a loving faithful companion,
    but two dogs are a "party" - with bikers, drugs and strippers..
    Condolences to your garden.
    Thanks Chubb.....sounds like a good party to me !! Unfortunately they all leave before i get home and find the remains of the shin dig !!


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    Gosh, they don't even save ONE beer for you?

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    Exactly the reason why mine DO have the back for themselves (except for the washing line) and my domain is out the front where I have all my veges in tubs, raised bed and tractor tyres.
    I feel for you.

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    mine has been pretty good.

    She thought about digging up the geranium I put out the back but decided to dig under the westringia instead.

    She did not like me trying on the silver eagle cool coat on her this arvo but she's getting used to the idea...

    Strange how a blanky is ok but not a dog coat.

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    Haha they are just helping you with the landscaping. The pissing on everything seriously annoys me though and thats the reason I will never own another male animal ever ever again!

    There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

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    I abandoned the backyard but am now reclaiming it now mags is 18 mths old. You have my sympathy Sean I can't imagine how much poop there is let alone the destructive capacity of your two.

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