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    LOL...send the goofs there ?? Dont tempt me. I'll fly them there via 'Arsekick airlines' with my foot as the pilot

    I bought the spa 2nd hand off my neighbour so no luck pulling a dodgy claim there ...bugger.

    The thing that really annoyed me was i saw them from a distance and was yelling at them to get off !! Both of them looked at me like i was joking. By the time i got to them they both jumped off and bounced around the backyard almost daring me to chase them. Like it was some sort of game !!

    Guess who's sleeping outside right now ??......that'll learn 'em.


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    They read the label and thought it meant "dog trampoline" and then thought
    "aww we love our Dad - he is always buying cool stuff for us" so what di you think would happen, lol.

    Last summer our two were playing trampolines on the bed in the spare room, me in office next door.
    I forgot the ceilling fan was on... so
    THUD, YELP, I ran in to find two totally pancaked dogs on the bed ears flat out [/B]only moving eyeballs[/B]
    Are you ok??? eyeballs moved in response, ok still conscious and no one bleeding, they slithered out like snakes.
    It has never happened since. (the fan is evil just like the vacuum cleaner)

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    Chubbsecurity that is hilarious!

    Sean - not so funny I guess in that I hear you loud and clear. I only have one goof but I know he would do exactly the same thing. I have felt your wrath a number of times already in his short life, and I truly sympathise. YOU, on the other hand, are bloody funny . Got a real laugh out of your reaction even if I did feel sorry for you. Arsekick airlines? with your foot as the pilot? Holy crap man, how can anybody not laugh when reading your posts!

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    Sleep well last night 'Sean' ?

    man-chained-by-a-dog-house.jpg

    May need one of these for the future !

    get-out-of-the-dog-house-free.jpg

    Can just picture the Hunks doing this !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean View Post
    OK....they are both in the firing line now. I'm so pissed off it's dangerous for them to be anywhere near me right now !!

    I got home the other day to find my spa cover had a big crack in it (its a large foldable covered foam thing). I was pissed off and blamed the kids for it ....but neither admitted it.
    So not 10 minutes ago i find 2 stupid suicidal slobber wankers play fighting on top of it !!!

    The bloody thing is just mangled now...totally collapsed in the middle and just stuffed !! Speaking off stuffed maybe i should get both these buggers stuffed....
    I'm so pissed off right now.....and i cant even get the angry smiley face to work on the forum....the little buggers not angry enough for this post anyway. I need a smiley with a big gun and 2 dead dogs. GGGGRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm so glad I prefer little dogs

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    I'm glad you guys can see the funny side of it

    I'm still struggling to see it to be honest. I just got home from work and i can tell the buggers have been back up on it again.
    But they both sat there with tails wagging and try to shake paws ...so i couldnt be angry with them straight away. The day hasnt finished yet though LOL.

    I give up !!!

    LOL Riley... With 2 kids and 2 dogs.....I would be better off sleeping outside sometimes !!


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    so how come your spa is not enclosed by dog proof fence?

    I came home after a month away to find the neighbour had further modified his back yard on the "back yard rooms" principle - and has added a fully fenced spa room...

    I bet his spa cover only collects bird poop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyacinth View Post
    so how come your spa is not enclosed by dog proof fence?

    I came home after a month away to find the neighbour had further modified his back yard on the "back yard rooms" principle - and has added a fully fenced spa room...

    I bet his spa cover only collects bird poop.
    Hello stranger.

    The council would want me to fence it off as well .... but i'm a rebel.

    Maybe the goofs work for them now. Looked at new one ...$400 at least


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    Still chuckling here Sean! Sorry mate but it's too funny

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    400 bucks? wow, not good goofs...

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