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    Default Doggy bucket list - just for fun. Note USA slant - needs adjustment for Oz

    50 things to do before you die - if you're a dog - Telegraph

    some of my faves

    2. Go for a swim in the sea
    21. Convince your owner you can howl English words
    22. Get filthy within 30 minutes of a bath
    29. Try to follow a squirrel up a tree (if you swap Possum for squirrel)


    And a few we need to try

    24. Ride in an open top car
    25. Learn to skateboard
    31. Have your own social media page
    34. Go on a boat and get your sea legs

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    watch a full episode of "the washing machine"
    Quote Originally Posted by Sean View Post
    I love 2 things in this world. Spandex and reyzor... not necessarily in that order.

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    I think for Maggie it would have to include
    1.Meet some sheep.. she did once but ran away
    2.Roll in something really really smelly every day
    3.Own a ball throwing robot

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    chase the horse when the owner no looking if there one near by
    kill the family faverot beanbag and try and blame it on the cat
    steal the owners kinkers or under ware or bra and run up the street with owner chasing you
    the rigth time to do this one is when the whoe street are geting there papers lol
    bark at the mood when its full moon
    steal the snag of the babie when the owners is not looking
    lol i got so meany of these
    If you are reading this then you're doing just fine as to
    I'm not going to tell ya I lost the ' , . ? ! " Keys to my head
    No grammar no problem I don't know how to fly it any way Bye

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    Eat your owners libraily books
    Push your owner dad into a lake ,pool,dam.ext
    eat your owner good dancing shoes and try blame the cat lol
    eat out of the Kitty liter box when the owner not home
    Hump a big toy duck boy dogs fav
    female hump the males dogs when noo other owner is looking Lol
    chack up on your owner dress when out
    Steal the owners mini skirt if wearing one and run up the street with them chasing you
    steal a binnki of some girl and run around the beach
    and get praced for it lol
    Eat the tire of the car
    Drag ass along the ground
    Pee in owners beer can and whach them drink it
    put owner like mad to the local park to smell a female ass
    Learn how to unclip the dog lead
    Play chinken with moving car
    Fart in owners bed and whach them blame the cat
    eat the tv remote
    And barth it back up
    drink beer
    Bite a man in the balls
    lick a womens bobbies lol
    Get slapped for that one
    Get a kiss and a hug and a sorry
    steal food from hugry jacks
    Tiase the cat
    Be lazey on the couch
    Shit out money and make your owner think that dog shit out cash
    Just to say I eaten the owners money box lol
    Bafth up the coins
    post more later lol I hope this is funny lol
    If you are reading this then you're doing just fine as to
    I'm not going to tell ya I lost the ' , . ? ! " Keys to my head
    No grammar no problem I don't know how to fly it any way Bye

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    Too funny.
    Pick up that log ive been trying to for 4 yrs now and do a lap around the paddock
    Sit at the top table at Vu De Monde in Melbourne, and scoff the degastation menu
    Catch a next doors ginger Tom cat and win
    Be served first at Sunday lunch
    Be served first
    Penetrate when mounting
    Cum for once

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    Quote Originally Posted by bernie View Post
    Too funny.
    Pick up that log ive been trying to for 4 yrs now and do a lap around the paddock
    Sit at the top table at Vu De Monde in Melbourne, and scoff the degastation menu
    Catch a next doors ginger Tom cat and win
    Be served first at Sunday lunch
    Be served first
    Penetrate when mounting
    Cum for once
    that sounds like sean every time he is with a woman
    Quote Originally Posted by Sean View Post
    I love 2 things in this world. Spandex and reyzor... not necessarily in that order.

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    Lol laugh
    If you are reading this then you're doing just fine as to
    I'm not going to tell ya I lost the ' , . ? ! " Keys to my head
    No grammar no problem I don't know how to fly it any way Bye

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    McNugget, you do the BEST bucket lists!

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    For Dex it would have to be:
    Make it onto the couch without assistance
    Get belly rubs from every person in the world
    Eat an entire bag of chicken food
    Own a duck so I have a constant supply of poop for eating
    Constantly have a human lap available for sleeping on

    For my cat it would be:
    Figure out how to work the handle on the door
    Have a house made out of entirely cupboards and drawers
    Eat all of the chicken in the world
    Have a water feature to drink from at my leisure
    Have my own heated double bed with plush blankies and petting slaves
    Catch one of those tiny wrens that fly around the garden
    Actually scare away the neighbourhood cat that visits my territory
    Kill the couriers that intrude on my land

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