Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 12

Thread: Poo detective

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Canberra
    Posts
    4,292

    Default Poo detective

    I know this will be very recognisable to everyone who walks their dog off leash.

    You see your dog crouch to do a poo on the oval a fair distance away from you. She's gone long before you get there with the poo bag. And then you have to bloody find that poo. It's an oval, there's very few reference post. All grass tufts look the same! And you feel like a right idiot walking around scanning the ground and then looking very pleased with yourself when you spot a fresh turd!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    near Sydney NSW
    Posts
    727

    Default

    Beloz you just gave me a very much needed belly laugh!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    Toowoomba, QLD
    Posts
    1,223

    Default

    Yep! I know exactly how you feel! My dogs have developed synchronised crapping... one in one end of the park, the other at the opposite end. So I end up searching for the first one and trying to keep an eye on where the second one is. Sometimes I get really frustrated and find a not-so-fresh one near where I'm looking and pick it up... one in, one out.. surely it all adds up

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Southern NSW
    Posts
    3,784

    Default

    You need a newfie.....Easy to find LARGE poops LOL
    Pets are forever

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    Bunbury
    Posts
    1,378

    Default

    I needed the laugh too, could not find it yesterday. She pooped off the track in long grass and it was GONE..lol

  6. #6

    Default

    LMAO, you are a very dedicated poo spotter Beloz. I don't go to those lengths and only you I know now does, thumbs up.
    I basically think crap where is it, a quick scan and no where to be found if it's found i bag and bin it, camouflages well in low light though. Haaha.
    B.
    If you find yourself going through hell; Don't stay. Just keep on going.
    Beau.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Canberra
    Posts
    4,292

    Default

    Oh, I do give up often too, Beau! If it is somewhere where people are unlikely to walk anyway. But sometimes you just feel morally obliged to keep looking. This morning it happened on the school oval, way too close to the school. I really would've felt guilty to leave a fresh poo there 2 hours before the kids start running around there for recess.

  8. #8

    Default

    Lol I know I remember being bare foot and having one or two squish through my toes!! Not pleasant, good learning curve to look where I step though lol, to this day!

    look my view is if it's not findable, well look at it as a community service, besides it gets people talking which is a good social enterprise this day and age. I wouldn't go nuts on it.
    B.
    Last edited by Beau; 09-13-2012 at 02:06 PM.
    If you find yourself going through hell; Don't stay. Just keep on going.
    Beau.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    melbourne australia
    Posts
    3,082

    Default

    you'd think that this day n age, they'd of come up with a better idea than turds.
    Consider investing in a elective colostomy for Banjo lol

    No more searching. Comes bagged already too!

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    BrisVagas
    Posts
    724

    Default

    or maybe you picked up someone else's poop....Bahhahaaaaaaaa

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •