Went to the beach this morning with my hound and got jumped all over by a very soggy playful labrador.
I tried turning my back on it but it stuffed it's large wet head right up my bum.
I HATE THAT. I wanted to hit that dog so badly. My dog liked it a bit, sort of. She herded it back to its owner. It should have been very clear to the owner that I found the attention of the lab, very unwelcome. It jumped on me, it was wet, it was large and strong, and it was also trying to steal my treats by eating my bag. And the owner did nothing.
I was a bit uncertain about what to do. I wanted to say "Call your dog off or I will HURT it" but I didn't. The dog was just being a bad dog, but the owner was worse for not doing anything about it.
Not sure I will be so quiet next time. Most unlike me.