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  1. #11
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    Here's some more rules!!


    The dog is not allowed in the house.
    Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
    The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
    The dog can get on the old furniture only.
    Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
    Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
    The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
    The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
    The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
    Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.


    "There is enough love and concern for animals in every community to overcome the irresposibility of the few"
    Nathan Winograd.

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    Yep - except the last one should read "If I have defluffed it, killed the squeak and left a mess - it's all yours"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChoppaChop View Post
    10. If a dog poops in technicolour you know where your socks have gone.

    Or the face cloth or the earphones .

    or a peg you hang clothes up with. yes my puppy swallowed one whole had to take a trip to the vet

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    And if the other dog is playing with it, whether I really want it or not, it's MINE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoodiesGirl View Post
    And if the other dog is playing with it, whether I really want it or not, it's MINE!!
    i wont have it but if the other dog shows interest or wants it its mine.

    my dads dog sometimes doesnt want to eat the rest of her food but if the puppy is sitting there waiting for her to leave she will eat every last drop just soo he wont get any of it. mind you hes already eatten his

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    Quote Originally Posted by Occy View Post
    10. If a dog poops in technicolour you know where your socks have gone.


    we had once a dog pooping money (she found my dads wallet and decided to eat it....)

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